Tuesday, December 26, 2017

The Tools of the Gym

         Another morning in the gym today, and in the euphoria of a successful workout I also have a chance to be a little observant and a little philosophical.

         Ever take stock of all the different kinds of "tools" in a gym?




         The weights and machinery....those are good tools.

         The guy who yells as loud as he can while lifting....he's just a goddam tool.

           
         Hard Foam Blocks for stretching...those are good tools.

        The guy who watches himself pose in the mirror while feeling his pecs....he's just a tool.


        A quality Balance Board for working on your entire core is a GREAT tool.

        The guy walking around with headphones on, singing loud and off key....effing tool.


        Fitness Balls for both core and upper body strength...good, versatile tools.

        2 guys having a personal conversation in front of the machine you are waiting patiently to use...those are poor, useless tools.


       MMA Gloves are great tools for hitting heavy bags if your gym has them.
       But try to refrain from hitting those obnoxious tools walking around the gym.
       They may deserve it...but you'll just wind up with a lawsuit.

        Effing Tools....





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